Temporary Forever

Hello, my name is Jenny. When it comes to describing myself, I genuinely suck. I tend to describe myself in a somewhat skewed sense of how I’d like myself to be rather than how I am. Frankly, the best way to get to know me is for us to talk. What’s stopping you?

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shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

(via gloomyteens)

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

youshouldseemyunicorn:

sexualfavours:

Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?

(Source: rustboro, via letthespiralunwind)

tyleroakley:

Just as Jesus intended.

(Source: kissmywholeass)

 

 

tyleroakley:

madeagoestohell:

so much defiance on twitter today

A+

 

thatsmoderatelyraven:

miranda gunner strikes again

(Source: haylz, via lepreas)

 

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

(Source: sir-ragingbagoftestosterone-esq, via surrealmelody)

 

When people try to correct did-yuo-know

laugh-addict:

(Source: a-really-sexy-girl-just, via lepreas)

 

tyleroakley:

blazeberg:

“I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stunned by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, ‘Hi.’ They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word.”

— Augusten Burroughs

One of my all-time favorite quotes.

ghettoscenequeen:

ta-ble:

couldn’t afford a blanket 

me as a baby

 

fffcuk:

i can’t

(via ghettoscenequeen)